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what s with the gibberish posts from russia
Our political platform should include:
1. No taxes on the sale of new CUT tractors containing 18 hp or more rated engine power.
2. No taxes on the sale of cat 1 attachments designated for non-commercial use.
3. Mandatory beer chillers on all CUTs.
4. Mandatory life sentence without parole for anyone convicted of using photo shop to desicrate (SP?) a picture of a beautiful model by superimposing the head of older female stateswomen like Hilary Clinton, Queen Elizabeth. Use of Janet Reno's head would be mandatory death penalty.
5. Mandatory wood shop training in every high school.
6. Mandatory death penalty for convicted email spammers.
7. English as the offical US language.
8. Mandatory 5 year prison terms for television executives that schedule reality TV programming.
9. Music videos be shown on MTV.
10. No more hip hugger pants on women or men that have a BMI (body mass index) greater than 4.
11. No more bell-bottom pants. Period.
12. Stupidity is not an excuse.
13. Make it legal to pee outside in your own yard when you want.
14. Anyone with a pet monkey and that sleeps in an oxygen chamber will not be allowed near children and will be banished to Key West or some Islamic nation.
15. Maximum time from when road construction is completed to when the orange barrels and lane closures must be removed: 48 hours
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On item 13, I can legally do that since I live in the country. But when you live in a city or a suburb, it's not so legal. At night when the porch light is off...
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What if we propose an alternate item #3? Like below:
3b. All beer sold or distributed can only be done by an female server, age 18-45, with a BMI (body mass index) of 6 or less, wearing a tank top a minimum of 1 size too small in a room to be no more than 65 degrees F and use of support bras would be illegal.
As for the 4x4 purchase and taxes, how about no taxes if bought by a homeowner whose property is a minimum of 3 acres. Half taxes for business owners not using them for snow removal, construction sites, etc. Full taxes on homeowners of 1-3 acres in size. Double taxes on homeowners/renters who buy 4x4 with land less than 1 acre.
27. It is illegal to imitate Brittany Spears. Punishable by 6 months of wearing a 1973 era polyester felt leisure suit with appropriate era hair style.
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If we're talking about coraling lawyers, can we fence them in with some cape buffalo or some other perpetually pissed off critter? Maybe line the edges by teh wire with some pungi (sp?) sticks in case try to crawl under or jump over the wire?
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Denis - I'm not talking your ordinary 2,000 American buffalo (bison). I'm talking your always pissed off at the world gonna rip your head off and crap down your throat and then stomp your nuts make a 350 lbs pissed off plack women PMSing look calm and tender African Cape Buffalo. Injunction? Here's a horn for your injunction!
I'm talking one of those critters that a .458 nitro express might or might not stop before he gets to you. I'd bet they'd have a hoot of a time in a pit of lawyers.
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